1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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