make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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