I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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