I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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