we're blogging at a bar
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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