Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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