But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
