It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
this will be a night to untag.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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