party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
