So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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