it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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