Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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