Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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