using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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