I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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