you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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