I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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