chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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