He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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