I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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