I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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