It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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