i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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