this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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