that's an acceptable place to lick
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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