Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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