are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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