He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
