Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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