I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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