The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
