CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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