i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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