two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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