Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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