STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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