So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
