i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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