Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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