I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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