So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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