Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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