...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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