just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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