what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
