doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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