seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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