Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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