i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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