we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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